I imagined that the former owner of these tapes used to work at an adult video store where he had a little shelf with a sign that said “Nathan’s Picks” and he’d occasionally nestle an Agatha Christie tape in between “Mouthful” and “Wald Sex” (whatever that is) just to bring a little ray of culture to his broken and lonely clientele.

Keep dreaming, Nathan, for all our sakes.

I imagined that the former owner of these tapes used to work at an adult video store where he had a little shelf with a sign that said “Nathan’s Picks” and he’d occasionally nestle an Agatha Christie tape in between “Mouthful” and “Wald Sex” (whatever that is) just to bring a little ray of culture to his broken and lonely clientele.

Keep dreaming, Nathan, for all our sakes.