The fauxpper-crust dwellers over at The Donnybrook Writing Academy (including Danny and Nina, who I interviewed upon their arrival in the Mile High City) have compiled a pleasantly ridiculous name generator, designed to make your blood as blue as purest indigo, at least in name.
My pedestrian “legal” name, Eric J. Lubbers, has been transformed by script font and Internet magic into this:

Part swashbuckler, part Romance language, part pasta, all class.
