Thank you for, you know, not smelling bad
Thank you for not reeking of natural musk.
I bought this bar(?) of deodorant at Safeway and declined a bag, but when they slapped this sticker on it, I had the sneaking suspicion that the checkout guy saw himself as a representative of the part of the population that can smell properly, not just the inventory control department of a grocery store.
It’s not my fault, I’ve been riding my bike and taking the stairs.